I just picked up the home phone. (I rarely do, cause I can't be bothered + it's usually telemarketers). But I did this time, because the number came up as "over seas" I was like Oh, it might be someone from Vietnam. So I picked up, and it was some indian sounding man, and theyre always calling about virus's or some crap being on my computer.

Me: Hello?
Guy: Hello ma'am, there is a problem with your Windows computer.
Me: Um, I don't have a Windows computer...
Guy: Oh... sorry ma'am.
*Hangs up*

I felt pretty good about it. AHAHHA. He must've felt ashamed. Well anyways, another person called just then and was like "Hello, can I please place an order for tomorrow?" LOL... Wrong number much... Welp, that's the end of my adventures of answering the home phone AHHAHA